Sneaky Scientists Undermine Patriotic Ignorance
According to the Boston Herald, a majority of Massachusetts residents think that global warming is real:
More than half of Massachusetts residents believe global warming is real and at least partially caused by human activity …
Now that might be only because Massachusetts is dominated by them godless libruls, Democrats, and Kenyans who want to take away everyone’s guns and require gay marriage for first-graders. As Stephen Colbert said, reality has a well-known liberal bias.
But global warming isn’t the only subject on which progressives, scientists, and other subversives have worked their insidious deceptions. Other polls reveal that:
- Only 40 percent of Americans deny the theory of evolution.
- Only 44 percent of Americans still believe that God created the world in six days.
- Only 43 percent of Americans believe that gay relationships are wrong.
- A full 59 percent of Americans believe it’s okay for unmarried people to have sex. That’s fornication! OMG, we are all doomed.
There’s only one reassuring statistic:
- About 60 percent of Americans are unsure why Justin Bieber exists. The other 40 percent have never heard of him. 🙂
Copyright 2011 by Rinth de Shadley.