Stupid Pickup Lines
We went clubbing tonight but have an early-morning start so I’m in early.
No time to write much but I heard two amazingly stupid pickup lines tonight.
Hey, I’m not criticizing. Sometimes stupid works. If a guy is willing to make a fool of himself and risk almost certain rejection, it shows that he’s motivated.
Pickup line #1 was addressed to my friend Kris, not to me. If I posted a pic of us from tonight you would understand. When we’re out, she gets most of the attention. I’m okay with that. We aren’t usually interested in the same kinds of guys, so there’s no conflict.
Anyway, here’s the line: “You are two babes’ worth of sexy.”
Yeah, I told you it was stupid. The guy was okay though. And obviously motivated.
Pickup line #2 was a guy making a joke about how good he was in bed. At least, I think he was making a joke.
He said, “I know that I’m good in bed.” When I asked him how he knew, he said, “Because I’m always satisfied.” And then he grinned. And I laughed, it was kind of funny.
That guy wasn’t awful, either, but not worth canceling tomorrow morning’s plans.