At Least Buy Me a Drink First
It’s bad enough that the new airport scanners will show us nude.
If the airport security people at least bought me a drink first, I might be okay with that. Especially since I won’t be 21 until later this year. 🙂
But now we learn that the scanners can store and email the nude pictures of us? The Transportation Security Agency tells the public that the scanners won’t be able to do it, but they’re telling manufacturers that the scanners must be able to do it.
I’ve dated a couple of guys who tried to talk me into the nude photos thing, “Oh baby, they’re just for me, no one else will ever see them.” Uh-uh. No way. I know how that works. Nobody sees them until we break up, or until 10 years later when I get famous for something and the photos are suddenly all over the Web.
I guess that now, we’ve pretty much got no choice. We can still take the train, or drive, or walk if we don’t feel like being undressed by the scanners.
On the bright side, walking is good exercise, you get lots of fresh air, and you can even (if you want to) do it fully clothed. 🙂
Copyright 2010 by Rinth de Shadley.